Finished school
How is that possible? It seems like It goes forever, then, suddenly. Nothing. To brighten my day, and yours, if your day needs brightening, here are some fun quotes from various JSR teachers
Mr Talbot, Concert Band, term 2
“You can say with integrity, ‘you’re an idiot.’”
(After a chicken joke.) “That joke was fowl.”
“If you hadn’t picked that, join the double digit IQ’s at the back.”
“I’d rather be cut up and fed to myself in diced pieced than listen to that band.”
“You guys are going ‘COME HERE! COME HERE!’ For some reason the bird’s going ‘AHHHH!!!!’”
“Very difficult to sight read if you’re not looking at the music.”
(About the noise.) “It was a very sick dog.” (Followed by flatulent noises.)
“It should never be a surprise that I pick up a baton and start rehearsing… in rehearsal.”
“You ugly, ugly players!”
“Release your inner… ‘Harris’ ‘Hippo’ … Slipknot.”
‘It’s dark.’ “That’s what happens when the sun goes down.”
(To us. The percussionists.) “Use the one brain between you. There’s 3 of you. The ¾ of a brain...”
“Anyone who comes in early needs to be bashed senseless with a large... trout.”
“It’s the John Septimus Roe Drag. And by that I don’t mean a bunch of men in high heels. That’s a more disturbing John Septimus Roe Drag.”
“When I was in Vietnam, I got a bit of dodgy belly. That sounded a bit like what dodgy belly did to my digestive system.”
“Cascades like dead ferrets beheaded by a cheese grater.”
“Nail this and you’ll blow their pants off.” (Everyone laughs.) Mutters “I need to think that over.” Normal voice. “Blow their socks off.”
(After a panda joke.) “That’s more than I can bear.”
“Molto Poofissimo.”
“Vague-issimo.”
“Don’t play on 162 or you will be disembowelled with a spoon.”
Mr Mac, Biology 2008, 2009, Chem 2008
(A chem experiment, gas is billowing out of the window) “Don’t breathe it in! It’s toxic!”
“I’m so hot. Can you tell? That’s because of you thermoreceptors.”
“You all need humor receptors.”
“What’s the cutest animal in the world?” “Rabbit?” “No that’s stupid… echidna!”
“Sharks are very intelli… no, they’re stupid. But they’re amazing!”
(About a thermal picture of a cat.) “It’s not an alien. Your rabbit’s an alien… stupid rabbit.”
(About Without A Paddle) “I nearly peed my pants.”
“One of the absolute joys of surfing in cold water is peeing yourself.”
“No, it feels good. I’m peeing.”
“I can’t rely on dumb people. It makes me insane.”
“For heat. Control. For heat control.”
“You can call me a homeo. I’m comfortable with that.”
“Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree, I like your big red balls.” (To the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)
“All I want to say is ‘kaboom.’” (Impersonating Mr Hughes after he blew up the fountain.)
“I hate that bird.”
“Uh, we’re two dudes.” (Why lady bugs won’t breed.)
“Really pissed off wombat with short midget legs.” (Wolverine)
“I get in the water, I’m beautiful!”
(About becoming facebook friends. Apparently he has creepy mates.) “Dude, she’s 17!” “Yeah?” (Pretending to be his creepy mates.)
“Touch and go. That’s kind of a funny way of putting it.”
“Oh. I just farted. It just slipped out. It get excited.”
Mr Cull, Chem 2009
(About HCl.) “It tasted sour before my tongue dissolved.”
(About balloons.) “Ignore the rude bits.”
“CH3COO is a blob. H is a dot. There are more blobs with dots, than dots without blobs.”
“Have you ever felt a sheep?”
Mr Sutherland
“Look at all the emus!” “They’re ostriches, sir.”
“Clouds that doo dah in the whatsie.”
Mr Cartwright
Us: “Why’s he coming back on?”
Mr Cartwright: “He was suffering from microphone withdrawal.”
-About Suth in NZ
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